want someone to drive u nuts?? or even, drive u insane + crazy + nuts? if so... try chatting with god...
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html it'll drive u nuts... here's a sample of how i go crazy... if i would have known, i'd ask God to shut up sooner... read on to understand what i meant...
Me: hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: my name is mystery, what about you?
God: Hey mystery what about you.
Me: what what about me?
God:Have you tried a web search?
Me: for knowing more about me?
God:Your purpose is knowing more about you.
Me: i don't quite get u
God:Oh you don't, do you?
Me: yes
God:Right on.
Me: huh?
God:What?
Me: let's change the topic
God:What would you rather talk about?
Me: anything
God:Can you be more specific?
Me: let's talk about vertebral column then
God:Sure, vertebral column sounds like a good topic.
Me: how many sections are there in the vertebral column?
God:Around 100.
Me: i was taught that there were 4
God:Where were you taught that there were 4?
Me: in NanYang polytechnic
God:Tell me a little about your life in NanYang polytechnic.
Me: don't try to change the topic
God:Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: back to the vertebral column, who told u that there's around 100 sections?
God:Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: who told you that there's around 100 sections of vertebral column?
God:Myself taught me everything I need to know.
Me: but there are only 4 sections to a vertebral column which meant u were wrong
God:Where are they?
Me: so u mean even God doesn't know where they are?
God:Interesting deduction. Yes mystery what about you I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me: u aren't talking any sense at all
God:You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me: ok fine... whatever...
God:Glad to hear it, mystery what about you. I am running well. OK. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me: u are driving me nuts
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am driving you nuts.
Me: go ahead
God:OK I will.
Me: now u are driving me insane
God:Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am driving you insane.
Me: GO AHEAD THEN!!
God:OK I will.
Me: ...
God:OK I will.
Me: i know u will, u don't have to repeat yourself
God:What makes you say that I will me do not have to repeat myself.
Me: i don't want to talk to u anymore
God:Bye.
Me: Bye
God:See you later mystery what about you.
Me: my name's mystery, not mystery what about you!!
God: Welcome to my chat room, mystery not mystery what about you.
Me: you crazy fellow
God:Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me: i know
God:How do you know it?
Me: shut up
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
lolx~~ had a good laugh?? hahax~~